when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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