Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
