if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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