if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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