Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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