S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm at about main and main street
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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