i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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