i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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