Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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