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At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself

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(248): At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself http://tfl.nu/n1ex

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube

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we're no longer friends

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(603): i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube (1-603): we're no longer friends http://tfl.nu/kml0

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.

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(216): I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking. http://tfl.nu/dn0l

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(509): View more from Washington

I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.

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(509): I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me. http://tfl.nu/tzej

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(207): View more from Maine

they said they heard you say put it in my butt

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(207): they said they heard you say put it in my butt http://tfl.nu/b3wk

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(574): View more from Indiana

no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"

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(574): no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house" http://tfl.nu/wkle

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(817): View more from Texas

Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.

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(817): Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question. http://tfl.nu/9lcn

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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.

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(267): They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment. http://tfl.nu/jokz

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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february

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(732): if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february http://tfl.nu/tz00

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(251): View more from Alabama

We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.

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(251): We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies. http://tfl.nu/6jxt

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(586): View more from Michigan

Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?

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(586): Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text? http://tfl.nu/2ntm

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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state

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(258): I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state http://tfl.nu/9dxv

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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.

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(405): I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow. http://tfl.nu/lb44

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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls

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(818): xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls http://tfl.nu/ri3j

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(406): View more from Montana

Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.

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(406): Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve. http://tfl.nu/3mfl

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