mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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