apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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