College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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