come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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