you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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