TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
