Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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