Im at strip club and am horny
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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