He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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