Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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