I think my vagina is haunted
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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