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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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