the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Is it because I queefed?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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