Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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