There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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