awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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