i jhust puked up my retainher.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Randomize
