Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
is wine microwaveable?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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