Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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