I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I take back everything I said about communal showers
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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