After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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