Me. At least after what I've been through.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
