ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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