i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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