i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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