she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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