Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
