Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I am available for nakedness
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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