elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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