I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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