That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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