you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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