It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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