my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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