People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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