I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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