rhymes with "ouble enetration"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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