This house was built for laser tag.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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