If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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