Fuck appropriateness.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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