come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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