I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Success! We fucked roommates!
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