I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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