Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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