I must be too annoying 4 u.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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