Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.