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did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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