Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth