absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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