let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
