U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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